Tuesday, December 21, 2010

MY FOR THAUGHT SAVED A COON!

Dark drifters log
Star Date: 22/12/2010
Locust signature: clort system
Celestial body: ane gate POS: 100,25,312-25,25,240

I am currently engaged in anti pirate activities, perusing the serpentis scum across the asteroid belt of empire space. Any hoo today I was informed of a hanus act committed by the lowest form of EGGER a mission ninja, the assailants in question fielded a legion class strategic cruiser, myrmidon class battle cruiser and an execure class logistics cruiser.

This small fleet stole from a black man! I MEAN THE BLACK GUY DID NOTHING TO THEM! NOTHING ! Surprise surprise the PO PO did not show, IOM if it had been the other way around u know concord would have locked the nigger… I mean ethnicly challenged individual up and charged him with :

Theft
Grand theft auto
Possesion
Antisocial behavious
Sex trafficking
Kidnapping
Arson
Space craft hijacking
Domestic violence
Fraud
Hate crimes
Perjury
Homicide
Terrorism
Speeding
War-crimes

To name a small percentage…

Anyhow. The corp. decided to address this injustice an set out to avenge the theft!
The non white person shot at all the thieves to attain aggression, the bad men in tern all shot at the shaded individual.

I took the initiative and went straight to the corporations production hub to guard the POS whilst the younger less pvp orientated individuals went to deal with the situation in hand. Their was a glorious battle where our corp. achieved 2 kills and one desertion, please see the link below:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7728
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7729

So to sum my log up, if it was not for my awesome plan to guard the POS then all would have been lost, I do feel happy with my self, at least the African slave descendent survived ,

END LOG…

The Mexicant that could

So...I was sitting in Sey raging how Seth went afk in our insta that caused an orange to scan him out and fucked over the corp's insta when I heard a black voice call to me.. "Saggyyyyyy....nigga help, Im being shot by reds!!!" Me...being the awesome considerate mexican that I am, jumped in my Vexor, called out to all my inferior white friends and headed towards him.

As I was approaching Lord in his mission when I heard a Jew voice yell that he had a Megathron scrammed. I was quick to react and warp to him instead of helping the black guy. As I saw the Jew's Proteus fall into armor from the Mega's guns, I quickly niggered on the kill and bailed before the Mega pointed me. +1 for the Mexicant.

I gathered with all my fellow inferior white friends and got to Lord. We all then decided to point and shoot Lord before he died so we could be as awesome as Dark Drifter and gain more points in our killboard. After lol'ing at Lord for a minute Burseg, Seth and myself decided to RR Lord....the Jew proteus that was with us was being a true to his roots when we found out he didnt have RR fit to his ship.

After a couple of seconds of RR'ing the black guy, I then decided to stop and start neuting him a bit and take a couple of hits on him to see how much dps I could do....when all of a sudden a Myrrrrrrrrrrrmidon showed up on grid. He approached and aggressed me instead of the black guy, wtf. I scram'd, web'd and neut'd his bitch ass and he was down within 5 seconds thanks to my awesome pvp skills.

That's all I pretty much remember. Im sure there was another kill but that wasnt as important as my myrmidon kill soo watever. Penis!

-Saggy Ballz-

My missioning genius came through to the aid of the black guy

Another night, another impressive run of missions behind me: 3 Gone Berzerk missions, The Blockade and Worlds Collide.

The wallet was nicely topped up. At this rate I can soon spend this money earned from my missions to buy more stuff for my missions so I can run more missions. I love missions.

Though what I don't love is inefficient missions, but I see it as a way for CCP to reward me for my intelligence and ability to think ahead and reason out reward compared to time and effort invested. "But Sir Tubes," I hear you ask, "which missions do you deem efficient and worthwhile in your revered opinion?"

I look at it related to isk earned per "tick". And with this in mind, some of the missions I would highly rate would be the ones I listed above (of course!) as well as Recon 1/3, The Assault and Angel Extravaganza (barely) to name a few.

Yet there are some in my alliance who fail to take my advice. Today was a prime example of this.

Lord "Black bible basher guy" Albanii was running level 4 missions in a Dominix, a worthy choice of ship I must say. What wasn't so impressive was his choice of mission.

Massive Attack

I think this is an in-joke with CCP. You see, a band called Massive Attack had a hit with a song named Teardrop. When I used to run this shitty ass mission it would cause tears to drop from my eyes. Coincidence?

He needed help with some rats or something, which I found laudable as the mission has fuck all dps. Though it seems CCP has changed the way the mission works slightly. When their advanced AI detects a noob, black guy, or both, has entered the mission area it will spawn a Leg-ion-ion and a Myrmidon-ion to fuck around with him a bit. When he stupidly decides to fire on them, they will then point him and call for more NPC reinforcements.

As soon as I heard this from Lord my first thought was "...Massive Attack? Really?"

I decided I'd investigate in my craptastic scanning/cloaking Protus so I could laugh while he died. A few more people from my alliance came in useless ships, DON'T THEY KNOW A VEXOR SUCKS FOR LEVEL FOURS?!?!

Lord was in the 2nd room, but as soon as I landed at the entry acceleration gate for the mission, and just after I threw holy water over myself asking for forgiveness for entering this godforsaken mission once more, an NPC Megathron-ion rat spawned beside me. It must be support for the NPCs already on Lord. He can just about tank them but this rat would smoke his ass.

...I MUST DESTROY HIM!!! LORD'S SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON MY SKILL!!!

I knew the rat's inherent weakest resist, and began expertly taking the puny battleship apart. Burseg showed up halfway through, barely adding any dps, hoping to nigger in on the bounty I think. So did Saggy

For some reason I didn't have the ability to shoot the rats in the room with Lord, but Burseg and the rest exploited the game mechanics or something as they could. After almost getting his ass kicked by one rat Burseg RAN AWAY and sobbingly pleaded with me to borrow my "awesome rape face Dominix" (his own words) to complete the mission. His bitch ass moaning got so irritating I caved in, plus I could buy a new one no problem with all the isk I make missioning.

He proceeded to use my AWESOME FIT Dominix to rape the face of the Leg-ion-ion rat and take all the credit, while Lord and Saggy FINALLY brought down the Myrmidon-ion rat.

Naturally, even though the mission success was all due to my mission genius, I didn't get to keep any of the fucking loot.

This is why I don't let them in my mission fleet.

My tactical genius came through to the aid of the black guy

For fuck's sake...

I was minding my own fucking business doing carebeartastic bullshit missions, and Lord starts screaming in alliance about being shot at by "reds," which, if you are familiar with Lord, could mean anything at all. So we assembled a fleet of t1 Vexors to come aid him, despite our normal position of "oh, well fuck that noob for shooting the looters."

We arrive on the scene to see a blinking red Megathron noob in the first room of the mission. Myself, along with hoping choobs wouldn't fuck it up, killed the target, and Saggy got on the mail. Results:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7727

Next, we went into the mission itself. This is a screenie from Lord's perspective.


We see a Legion orbiting Lord, killing him slowly, but Lord was definitely tanking it, but he wasn't taking the ship out either. We started RR'ing Lord, which pulled aggro from all the targets Lord was aggressed to, and the Legion thankfully shot me. He did not have the foresight to just point me and kill me, as he figured the black dude in the Domi was a better pointed target.

I slipped out of the mission and commanded the noob Choobs to relinquish his neuting Dominix to my control. In that time an Exequror and a Myrmidon returned to the engagement to back up their Legion friend. I warped into the mission and used the Dominix gloriously, much better than Choobs ever could have. Results of two more kills:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7729
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7728

Once again, my strategic genius took command over a situation that Lord and the rest of my alliance would have fucked up completely. Had I not been there, who knows what the results would have been.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Plex festivities and sitting in Sey Belt I

For fuck's sake...

Well, as usually we got our asses kicked because Col. bumped off the gate to the Sey plex. Battle:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=engagement&kill=7697

I was the man, but I can only do so much when we trickle into a plex. But anyway, Lord was getting killed (big surprise) and me and Yin glorious came to avenge his death:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7700

Then the game crashed. Coming back in, my awesomeness went to belt 1 in Seyllin and this happened:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7702

Then this in local:
Burseg Sardaukar > AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FrenzY10000 > got my inserense and now my corp will be on you like flys on shit
Burseg Sardaukar > ok
Burseg Sardaukar > we suck tho
Burseg Sardaukar > it won't b fun
FrenzY10000 > well get you in high sec to you better fly small shit ships for a long time inless you want to lose money
ColRelentless > haha
YinandYang > AHHH I SO STARTLED!!!
ColRelentless > haha yup me too
Saggy Ballz > For the federationnn!!!!!
FrenzY10000 > you started a battle you cant win
Burseg Sardaukar > :'(
Burseg Sardaukar > i know this
Burseg Sardaukar > i'm sry
Burseg Sardaukar > does that count?
Burseg Sardaukar > if u come back u can kill me if u want
Burseg Sardaukar > i'll stay wher ei am
FrenzY10000 > bye fly safe ahahahaha
YinandYang > no balls?
FrenzY10000 > other acount loging in make sure you lil fag friends are there to
YinandYang > frenzy RAGE!!!!!
FrenzY10000 > if your bally enough stay there well be back
Burseg Sardaukar > NOOO
Burseg Sardaukar > PLZ DON"T
Burseg Sardaukar > WE CAN"T HANDLE WHO IS HERE ALREADY
YinandYang > bring cupcakes!!!
Saggy Ballz > and penis
YinandYang > penis flavored cupcakes?!?!?
Saggy Ballz > Yummm
YinandYang > damn straight...
FrenzY10000 > bunch of fags in ships thats your corp name fags in ships
FrenzY10000 > were 5 jumps away
YinandYang > smerg = fags in ships? i need to learn how to read
Burseg Sardaukar > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Burseg Sardaukar > I"M SORRY
Burseg Sardaukar > I"M SOOOORRRRYYYY
YinandYang > please all i have is this atron....
FrenzY10000 > 3 jumps
Burseg Sardaukar > :'(
Burseg Sardaukar > what are they bringing
FrenzY10000 > atron tackle ships ftw
YinandYang > velators plox?

Then I continued to stay in belt one and this happened:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=details&kill=7703


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Initiation? Yea right.

For fuck's sake...

Well, this happened:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7625

Saggy was aggressed, retaliated, and killed the noob. He then figured it'd be worth a try to apply to our corp.

I, being the awesome leader I am, knew he was of no value to our corp and immediately replied with this in local chat:
[ 2010.12.14 01:51:15 ] Burseg Sardaukar > GFY (go fuck yourself)

[ 2010.12.14 01:51:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > jinkinss
[ 2010.12.14 01:51:33 ] jinkinss > ?

But, after some semi-decent suggestion came from Saggy Ball's ass, we decided to accept him after all. We the killed his rifter, his pod, then his imicus, and his pod again, and finally his shuttle then his pod for a third time.

[ 2010.12.14 02:03:39 ] jinkinss > ya i keep getten podded lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:03:47 ] Burseg Sardaukar > WHEREE?
[ 2010.12.14 02:03:50 ] Targamarr > what?
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:09 ] Targamarr > Where are you that you are getting podded
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:13 ] jinkinss > umm where u r burseg, and u killed me lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ????

After a good time playing around, we got this information from him:


[ 2010.12.14 02:17:30 ] Burseg Sardaukar > did u lose skillpoints?
[ 2010.12.14 02:17:38 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'm in seyllin dude
[ 2010.12.14 02:17:40 ] jinkinss > ya 2 lvl 5's
...
[ 2010.12.14 02:18:11 ] jinkinss > astrogeology and gunnery

This little tidbit from a BMF asshole was added in the fray:
[ 2010.12.14 02:26:47 ] Tex Rodgers > you guys are total scumbags, not one redeeming quality among all of you ignorant fuckwits.

Then we had the glorious idea of playing out a mutiny in the corp to get the noob to get his last decent ship, a Dominix, and die to us one final time. The immensely entertaining chat went something like this:

[ 2010.12.14 02:42:13 ] Burseg Sardaukar > so your finally coming to kill me, then, jade
[ 2010.12.14 02:42:16 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i heard you were talking shit
[ 2010.12.14 02:42:38 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'll be in sey when you grow some nuts and come after me
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:14 ] Hot Tubes > you expect to face me and live?!
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:15 ] Hot Tubes > pathetic
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:21 ] Burseg Sardaukar > you too tubes
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it pussy
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:41 ] Hot Tubes > VoV
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ..|.,
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:52 ] Burseg Sardaukar > filthy egger
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:00 ] Hot Tubes > you are the filth
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:09 ] Hot Tubes > this will be your final fight
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:37 ] Burseg Sardaukar > well i got 24 hrs before you can kick me bitch
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:42 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i hate you f-ing carebear ways toobs
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:43 ] Hot Tubes > these next 24 hours will be your doom burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:47 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u and jade are pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:53 ] Targamarr > hey thats enough nasty talk no more of the dirty words men
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:54 ] Burseg Sardaukar > yea we'll see dude
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:59 ] Hot Tubes > we will see about that
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:05 ] Burseg Sardaukar > dude i deal with this crap day in and day out
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:10 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bunch of freeloading pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:12 ] Iron Straw > guys settle down
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:22 ] Burseg Sardaukar > no way., we're settling it here and now
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > in seyllin
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:26 ] Hot Tubes > you've made some powerful enemies in the coastguard now
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:30 ] Hot Tubes > you're fucked
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:36 ] Hemasteroids > lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:46 ] Iron Straw > no need to bust up the alliance over it
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:54 ] Burseg Sardaukar > they are already kicking me
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:55 ] Jade Elaira > yeah FUCK YOU burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:57 ] ColRelentless > fuck taht
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:59 ] Burseg Sardaukar > they voted me out of ceo
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:00 ] Jade Elaira > its time for you to die
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:02 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i lost my roles
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:02 ] Jade Elaira > you're going down
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:07 ] ColRelentless > FUCK BURSEG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:09 ] Burseg Sardaukar > so bring it pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:12 ] Burseg Sardaukar > fuck all you guys
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:13 ] Targamarr > Im tired of all the fighting guys cant we all just get along
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:14 ] ColRelentless > FUCKING FAG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:20 ] Targamarr > what set you off this time
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:20 ] ColRelentless > NO
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:23 ] IvyRose > <--confused
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:31 ] ColRelentless > BURSEG KILLING GUYS AIAG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:37 ] ColRelentless > AGAIN
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:37 ] Targamarr > STOP IT
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:38 ] Hot Tubes > that's what you get for being nothing but a hive of scum and villainy
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:38 ] JustSharkbait > fucking burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:08 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'm blocking all you pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:14 ] Burseg Sardaukar > come get me when your tired of using words
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:17 ] Hemasteroids > Do it faggot
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:28 ] Hot Tubes > give us a time and a place dick wad
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:30 ] Targamarr > We are getting tired of how its always you burseg none of us can do anything right no matter what
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:31 ] Burseg Sardaukar > we'll settle this on the battlefield
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:33 ] ColRelentless > FUCK U I WILL
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:39 ] Hemasteroids > About time we got rid of you. This alliance has been going downhill since you became CEO.
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:50 ] ColRelentless > I WILL FUCKINKING RAPE YOUR ASS
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:50 ] Burseg Sardaukar > MUTED
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:54 ] Hemasteroids > Bring back Fightback
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:02 ] Jade Elaira > YES
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:07 ] Hemasteroids > Or even better, bring back Syn
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:09 ] Ming Yun > ??
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:09 ] Jade Elaira > WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE MERC DAYS
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:11 ] Iron Straw > we'll i gues its only fair we did kill ayuzer for pulling the same shit...you're on your own burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:11 ] Hemasteroids > Best alliance leader ever
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:12 ] Hot Tubes > ^this
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:13 ] Jade Elaira > THIS IS SO BULLSHIT
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ur a pussy jade
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:28 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ur not even here
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:31 ] Jade Elaira > you're a loser
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:33 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u hiding in your missions with tubes???'
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:38 ] Targamarr > Jade being a pussy is beside the point
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:41 ] Hot Tubes > fuck you
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:45 ] ColRelentless > FUCK U ALL
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > carebear fags
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:53 ] Hot Tubes > you know the rating of my pvp fits is way higher than yours anyway
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:58 ] Jade Elaira > yOU CANNOT KILL OUR MISSION SHIPS, THEY RAPE IN PVP
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:58 ] Hot Tubes > you haven't a chance against me
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:00 ] ColRelentless > SUCK MY LITTLE COCK ASSHOLE
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:00 ] Burseg Sardaukar > PROVE IT
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:02 ] Burseg Sardaukar > SEYLLING
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:05 ] Burseg Sardaukar > NOW
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:36 ] Ming Yun > I'm gonna bring my Scorp Navy Issue and shut you all up.
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:36 ] Targamarr > Wait for me guys on my way to sey
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:38 ] Ming Yun > bitches
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > YOU TOO CAREBEAR!!!!
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:50 ] Targamarr > Im in my abadon
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:00 ] Burseg Sardaukar > then this is going to be epic
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:04 ] Burseg Sardaukar > all the alliance on me
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:06 ] Burseg Sardaukar > pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:34 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ahhh you are all here
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:35 ] Burseg Sardaukar > noobs
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:35 ] Targamarr > I told you jade being a pussy has nothing to do with this
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:40 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it the fuck on
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:47 ] JustSharkbait > who you calling noob you fag
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:52 ] Burseg Sardaukar > all of you
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:54 ] Ming Yun > I need a sec to unfit the mining lasers from my Faction Scorp tho... hang on
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:08 ] Targamarr > he calls you a noob all the time shark
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:20 ] JustSharkbait > WTF
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:30 ] Targamarr > Im not a noob have you seen my standings
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:31 ] Ming Yun > ...and to think... I just put cargo expansion rigs on it

We killed his Dominix, and his pod once more.


[ 2010.12.14 02:55:04 ] Burseg Sardaukar > LOLOLOLOLOl
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:06 ] Burseg Sardaukar > welcome to eve
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:16 ] JustSharkbait > welcome to EVE
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:17 ] Hemasteroids > Best coupe ever
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:36 ] Saggy Ballz > lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:41 ] Burseg Sardaukar > zgf
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:43 ] Burseg Sardaukar > gf* btw
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:50 ] Targamarr > you guys are the king of grief
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:53 ] Hot Tubes > gf
[ 2010.12.14 02:56:10 ] Burseg Sardaukar > what skill you lose?
[ 2010.12.14 02:56:29 ] jinkinss > more astrogeology

It was glorious, and caused that fag Tex Rodgers to pull BMF from the alliance. We are in the process of stealing as many members as we can.

Targamarr talked to the guy, because he's too nice, and gave the guy 5mil after Jade scammed all his remaining ISK. And we'll hang onto him for now, and see what happens, but we'll most likely kill the shit out of him when he gets something expensive to lose again.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Such a wonderful night!

If there's any reason why I can't see myself raging out of the game any time soon, it's because of people like Zealiff. But you ask, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?! Well here's how it ALL started!

I was helping some weirdo named Targamarr raise his standings, when I look in alliance chat and see:
BastiIIa > can anyone here pilot a hulk

Well, being so awesome, I told him I could. But I had to ask why this guy, Mr. Kangaroo driven shit internet PVP, was wondering that? Here's how the chat progressed.

BastiIIa > because theres one near an orca without a pilot
Darkskies Siren > lol nice
Jade Elaira > @_@
Jade Elaira > WHERE
BastiIIa > in mets
Jade Elaira > brt give me a minute
BastiIIa > create fleet and warp to me
Jade Elaira > gotta log in alt

(I log on the nearest Orca pilot, Beaner'I'R)

BastiIIa > wait he switched from the orca
Jade Elaira > YES
Jade Elaira > 2 jumps
BastiIIa > hes back in the orca
Jade Elaira > let me know when he's not in the orca
Jade Elaira > otw
BastiIIa > damn he put it in his bay
Jade Elaira > are you cloaked?
Jade Elaira > really?
BastiIIa > yeah
Jade Elaira > is he warping?
BastiIIa > ill warp off and come back
Jade Elaira > i take it he was in a mission?
Jade Elaira > ah k
BastiIIa > no a miner
BastiIIa > in a belt
Jade Elaira > REALLY
Jade Elaira > omfg k

So, we thought the night was over. Being so leet and knowing how RETARDED people can be, I thought I would stay on the alt in a pod near the belt, and go back and fourth every once and awhile to see if the unthinkable would happen again. Here's a picture of what happened.


I own, you do not have to tell me. Better yet, I found out later there was an additional 29Km3 of ore in the Corp Hangar Bay! But no, IT DOESN'T FUCKING END THERE. I figure if this guy is stupid enough to do this, I should at least try to scam him. Here's the logs (Keep in mind that A. This in in LOCAL and B. BEANER'I'R IS NOT IN SMERG)

Beaner'I'R > thank you i needed a new orca
Zealiff > Thats not even fucking cool
Beaner'I'R > what do you mean
Zealiff > really??
Beaner'I'R > yeah, I'm confused
Beaner'I'R > do you want it back?
Zealiff > um yeah
Zealiff > but, im not sure how you have it
Beaner'I'R > you got out of it
Beaner'I'R > and i hopped in
Beaner'I'R > alright well send me 200 mil and ill hop out
Beaner'I'R > well less than what the ship is worth
Zealiff > its that easy to steel a ship?? wtf
Beaner'I'R > yes if you get out of it
Beaner'I'R > so, do we have a deal?
Zealiff > no man, just give me my ship back...this is retarded.
Beaner'I'R > 200 mil
Beaner'I'R > or i keep it
Beaner'I'R > like i said i needed a new one
Zealiff > i dont know why, you fuckers go around hoping in ships...you should have plenty
Beaner'I'R > i dont
Beaner'I'R > so, you're not interested? an orca costs 320, plus 20m for each rig, and that doesnt count the 50km3 of ore in here
Zealiff > its another damn scam....ur just gonne run with my fucking ship and my isk
Beaner'I'R > its a least 400m
Beaner'I'R > sure, right. i didnt scam you, i just got in an abandoned ship
Zealiff > im saying if i send u ISK...your just going to run with all of it.
Beaner'I'R > I'll take 150 mil but thats the lowest i will go
Beaner'I'R > I give you my word i wont
Zealiff > im so fucking pist you have no idea
Beaner'I'R > I give you my word as a PERSON, well beyond our toons
Beaner'I'R > I will hop of the ship
Beaner'I'R > 150 mil
Beaner'I'R > YES
Beaner'I'R > AHHHHH
Beaner'I'R > lol
Beaner'I'R > you just got scammed
Beaner'I'R > LOLOLOL
Beaner'I'R > how long have you actually played this game?
Zealiff > your really gonna fuck me again?
Beaner'I'R > are you willing to give me the hulk, too?
Beaner'I'R > because if you are, then YES I am
Zealiff > what??
Beaner'I'R > you asked if I would do it again, and if you're willing to give me more stuff, then hell yes
Zealiff > i gave you money man, just hop out
Beaner'I'R > but I need this
Beaner'I'R > and thank you for the donation
Zealiff > ur a fucking asshole
Beaner'I'R > thank you i love rage
Beaner'I'R > so how long have you been playing?
Zealiff > fuck off
Beaner'I'R > did you just buy that toon?
Beaner'I'R > please dont swear. There are children that play this game. I wouldn't want to have to petition you for vulgar language
Zealiff > petition me you fucking cock
Beaner'I'R > wow
Zealiff > im sure you've heard it many times
Beaner'I'R > alright
Beaner'I'R > no
Beaner'I'R > this doesnt happen very often
Beaner'I'R > people are usually bright enough to not do that. First time I ever saw it in a highsec belt. It's usually in a mission or something
Zealiff > obviously i didnt know someone outside of corp could do that.
Zealiff > that doesnt mean i bought my toon....then scamming me out of ISK....pretty sad
Beaner'I'R > Yeah I now. It's sad how people don't realize scams and obvious things like getting out of a ship abandons it
Zealiff > whatever fuck you.
Beaner'I'R > Well thanks again for the orca and the isk!
Zealiff > preick
Beaner'I'R > I'm going to sell it and buy me a PLEX!




So, not only did I get a nice new Orca, I got 150M to boot. I sold the Orca for 340 mil, 170M to Jade 170M to BastiIIa for finding the guy. Nice! I know, I own.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

HOW TO YOU CAN OF JOIN SMERG!?

HOW CUM WHY U NOT IN SMERG?

THIS ASSPLAIN Y:

LIVE LONG AND HARD, GALLENTE FEDERATION!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Dark Drifter SUCKS

We all know it. Dark Drifter sucks. He is retarded.

First off, I can understand suiciding retrievers. Miners get really raged. Plus, the retrievers are easy as piss to take down. Now the noctis is released, and they're pretty damn difficult (about as hard as a myrm or domi would be) to suicide. Add in the fact that they'd NEVER be taking rats... This leads me to ask:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUICIDE A REGULAR T1 SHIP?

DARK YOU ARE SO STUPID.

Here is proof that he wants to do it:

Sunday, November 28, 2010

WTF IM GOING TO GET BANNED?

JK, BUT WOULDN'T IT BE NICE?


on a related note, something bad happened Sunday, November 28 @ 3AM

I don't need to explain in anything but a screen capture:

Thursday, November 25, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NEW TRAINING PROGRAM ANOUNCED 11:40 - 25/11/10

In a Press conference held by CONCORD.
CCP Greyscale Announced to the capsuleer community that all EMPIRE
Training academies will now be training their students in the field of basic learning
And personality enhancements.

This announcement comes in the wake of 4 months of hot debate regarding
The current lack of POD pilots ability to effectively train any given skill that is tied to
A particular personality trait.

The program its self will add an extra year of pilot training within the academes before they
Are aloud to board there first POD controlled ship.

TRAINING OUTLINE:
All training skills will be removed from the open market and as of 14-Dec-2010 (pending extensive trials) all pilots with SP currently allocated within the learning centres of their mind will be wiped clean And replaced with a new algorithm that gives all the bonuses of the lost skills as a portion of the mindspace usage. Any SP that is lost will be refunded to those pilots, witch will then be able to be allocated to other areas of the pilots current mind state.

This is Dark Drifter signing off

So from myself and the DLM news station,

Live hard and get sticky

Source media: http://www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=blog&bid=824

OOC: fuck you jade ur alt is never gonna have more SP than my LEET pixels

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Redeemed My Loss, Mostly Singlehandedly*

For fuck's sake...

*By "Mostly" I mean ENTIRELY.

My glorious Thrawn-esque command skills brought glory to my shit alliance and I redeemed my Protus loss. Granted I let my alliance come and help with the engagement, but I clearly carried all the weight, with the exception of some random asshole from Legion of XXXXXXXXdeathXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

Strangely enough, that guy has previously brought total-hell-death upon me and my shit ass alliance, and we lost several expensive ships. We engaged a bait Thorax, which opened a cyno that Titan-jump-bridged a sizable force that kicked our (mostly my useless alliance mate's) asses. Engagement:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=engagement&kill=3218

Yea....... stupid alliancemate faggots.

Anyway, we had this fun engagement on the Mets gate yesterday in Seyllin.
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=engagement&kill=7478

Which more than equaled out my Protus loss in the campaign:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=campaigns&campaign=13276

Fuck my useless alliance.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Message to Noobs: Train LEARNING

I'm not going to type a long blog post. All I have to do is sum it all up. DARK IS A NOOB

Monday, November 8, 2010

LOL STANDINGS

So, we hate all you dudes. If you're not blue to us, you're dead. You all suck. Wait a minute, I'm lying. General Tso's suck. You're all too heterosexual to be blue with us. We're too damn gay. And I guess we're too noob as well.

If you were reset, I gave you the chance to get blue with us again. If you promise to accept the gayness and take wieners up your butts. And in your mouths. And in our mouths and butts. So, are you interested?

NEW incursion PVE content! IM IN BITCH

well hellow every one, im Dark drifter.

today is a momentus day for the eve comunity, CCP have finaly "covertly" added incursion content to the "Tranquility" server.

this is how it played out in my words.

my eve day began with loggin in at around 1900 GMT.
My local and corp/aliance channels lit up with news on a new "sansha Loyalist" fleet was
spotted in the "Balle" system.
as the most seinor member of my aliance i put out the call to arms (5 of my most loyal and gun-ho pilots too up arms)
we took in a standard interception fleet consisting of:

3 ishkur class assault frigits
1 wolf calss assault frigit
1 myrmadon class battlecruiser

we contacted agents that could give us the edge over other "anti sansha" forces.
we soon lerned that a former member of our illustrias aliance "harbringer031084"
was leading the dark forces of the sansha empire.

WE WILL NOT TOLLERATE THIS EMBARESMENT!!!

with the help of various locator agents we finaly found out that the "sansha forces" was holding opssition in "Archee" (a 0.4 sec status system) whilst there MOMS harvested the populations of the mining colonys.

colrelentless our myrmadon pilot took the initiative and gallently moved in to the affected system, the system was surprisingly quiet with only our intercepter fleet and the sansha scum.
we did however come across come local pirates "serpentis corperation" they agreed to side with us for the duration of the incursion"

within munits aliance channels was flashing with reports of an enguagment in one of the affected systems many asteroidbelts, this was it, now or never, save the local population or die honourable trying.

when our AFs droped out of warp in to the asteroid belt, we could see that our battlecruiser was taking a heavy beating and in half armour. against all odds we prevailed with only the loss of our battle cruiser.
we however dispatched all but one of the incursion ships "a Keres electronic atack frigit"

the following link is a digital account of the enguagement :
http://3xxxd.blogspot.com/2010_11_01_archive.html

this is my most sucessfull FC moment in all of my capsuler life

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL SANSHA LOYALISTS, TSOs ALIANCE WILL
NOT TOLERATE ANY ACTS OF WAR COMMITED AGAINST ANY AND ALL EMPIRE FACTIONS!

WE ARE HERE AND WE WILL NOT SUBMIT TO YOUR TERANICAL RULE!!!

end personal log "DD 09/11/2010 botane info shard 6"

RIP Protus

For fuck's sake...

Well, the other day was pretty sweet, killed a Protus that opened a cyno at P1 in Sey for god knows what reason, and was fit retardedly. We killed him in t1 fit cruisers and BC's for the record. We were then curbstomped by a pair of reds that picked a slightly overkill setup of two t2 fit BC's.

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7333 Protus kill
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7334 Me dead
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7335 Euri alt dead

But the uniform overkill is expected by now, except, I'll explain later my error in assuming a good fight could truly be had.

Then a wandering fleet of nanofags came through, we got into our typical cruisers. This is what we waited to see come out of warp.

This is the result:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=engagement&kill=7336

We retaliated:


With these results. I'm the fucking man and tanked them like a God and my useless fucking corp dragged asshole coming to RR me. Bunch of worthless faggots.

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7339
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7340

The rest of the fleet ran away, like typical nanofags. Remember: why try killing something when you could always just run away (or something....? Defeats the purpose of a whole journey and even logging in, doesn't it? IMO, of course.)

Then they waited out GCC to escape, but Dark Drifter reminded me of my Grand Admiral Thrawn tactic of jumping into Mets post-getting-owned and collect killrights on targets they didn't expect. This is the result:

Mail:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7342


But in the biggest news of the day:
It took over a year, but the "Told Ya I Was Hrdcre" Protus finally bit the dust. The battle started epicly against the reds and turned shitty real fast. 3 BC's with sentries on my side was fun for a bit, but the Sleipnir was bringing it into the realm of 1-sided, then the Curse was the nail in the coffin. Until the neuts hit, I was making good progress against 1 Hairy-cane, the other was un-aggressed and likely to dock. Once my cap was dry, I was at 50% armor, and just scooped drones in the vain hope I could dock. This time I can't really rage at my generally-useless Alliance since I didn't alert them to the situation in the hope of achieving a good fight for a change (with no idiots getting in my way, as tends to be the case). This time, however, the help would've been moderately appreciated since the battle involved much more than I had thought were actually online. The Dominix probably would've faired much better, but whether they'd have brought a similarly overkill fleet, I can't be sure, but I have my assumptions.

Here's the mail, though, for lolz:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7343

And I got my fag-ass alt building a replacement, and I've got concepts for tweaks to hopefully improve its universality, and I look forward to losing it as well.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Undeniable proof that Jesus = Satan.

The Christians in the alliance were bugging me day in and day out on vent why I say Jesus = Satan with no proof. SO, I READ THEIR BOOK AND LOOKED IT UP.
All you naysayers can suck it, I found proof in the Bible, and I scanned it and uploaded it!
Bitches!
Plox explain why there are still Christian people in the alliance.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Daniel247

For fuck's sake...

We found out 2 days ago that Daniel247 had stolen a bunch of things from the corp hangar's PVPIP tab. He made off with approx 500M worth of faction items, but didn't have the sense to move the shit from Creo in Sey, so we just peeked into his hangar, and saw everything that was missing in his shit.

A KOS order was issued, and fooled him into believing that there was a "corp mining op" in Clort. He showed up in a Hulk, we scrammed him, and the convo went as follows:


[23:18:15] Jade Elaira > You've been taking stuff out of the corp hanger. It's pretty lawltastic
[23:18:17] Jade Elaira > But still
[23:18:37] Jade Elaira > We know what you've taken, so you don't have to deny it
[23:19:17] Jade Elaira > So here's the deal, we want 500 mil. Thats a lot less that what you've taken, and because bursegs and idiot I think that's fair
[23:20:15] Jade Elaira > If you can't afford the 500 mil, we'll take the items in your hangar
[ 2010.11.02 23:25:29 ] Daniel247 > to who are you talking?
[ 2010.11.02 23:25:34 ] Jade Elaira > you
[ 2010.11.02 23:25:42 ] Jade Elaira > We checked you hangar
[ 2010.11.02 23:26:11 ] Daniel247 > what stuff some ammo a few mods you think thats worth 500m?
[ 2010.11.02 23:26:13 ] Jade Elaira > thos true sansha neuts, those republic fleet disrupters, those faction EANMs
[ 2010.11.02 23:26:47 ] Jade Elaira > those republic fleet warp disrupters are 140 mil each, those neuts are 100 mil each, those eanms total about 40-60 mil each
[ 2010.11.02 23:26:51 ] Daniel247 > well i will return them its not like i used them
[ 2010.11.02 23:27:05 ] Jade Elaira > And I don't know how much more you may or may not have taken
[ 2010.11.02 23:27:12 ] Jade Elaira > alright, contract it
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[ 2010.11.02 23:28:24 ] Daniel247 > loittle harsh you think? i have no prob returning the stuff like i said i havent used much but the ammo and no prob paying for what i did use
[ 2010.11.02 23:28:33 ] Jade Elaira > the stuff you've taken
[ 2010.11.02 23:28:38 ] Jade Elaira > thats what I'm asking for
[ 2010.11.02 23:28:45 ] ColRelentless > why would u steal shit in the first place
[ 2010.11.02 23:28:58 ] Daniel247 > prob and say 100m for the stuff i used?
[ 2010.11.02 23:29:09 ] Daniel247 > no prob
[ 2010.11.02 23:29:22 ] Jade Elaira > just contract me the items
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[ 2010.11.02 23:30:03 ] Daniel247 > np will do now
[ 2010.11.02 23:34:06 ] Jade Elaira > still waiting
[ 2010.11.02 23:36:40 ] Daniel247 > done i think
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:11 ] Jade Elaira > there were 2 repub fleet warp disupt
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:17 ] Jade Elaira > you only did one
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:26 ] Jade Elaira > and there's no true sansha neuts there
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:29 ] Daniel247 > hang one one lit me  find it
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:29 ] Jade Elaira > there were 2
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:41 ] Jade Elaira > if they were fit to your ship contract the ship
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:45 ] Daniel247 > sent ya something
[ 2010.11.02 23:37:49 ] Jade Elaira > ill take them off and give them back
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[ 2010.11.02 23:38:31 ] Daniel247 > k hang on there
[ 2010.11.02 23:38:34 ] Jade Elaira > they're in your hangar
[ 2010.11.02 23:38:36 ] Jade Elaira > we're looking
[ 2010.11.02 23:38:38 ] Jade Elaira > and the domi
[ 2010.11.02 23:38:39 ] Burseg Sardaukar > and the 2 neuts on ur domi
[ 2010.11.02 23:38:41 ] Jade Elaira > with the neuts
[ 2010.11.02 23:39:04 ] Daniel247 > can i contract a neut that is on a ship?
[ 2010.11.02 23:39:11 ] Burseg Sardaukar > nope just do the ship
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[ 2010.11.02 23:40:14 ] Daniel247 > domi and the other disrupter
[ 2010.11.02 23:45:21 ] Daniel247 > the disrupture is damaged cant contract it will send rsest
[ 2010.11.02 23:45:41 ] Jade Elaira > and 140 mil
[ 2010.11.02 23:45:44 ] Jade Elaira > thats what its worth
[ 2010.11.02 23:45:59 ] Jade Elaira > 169 actually
[ 2010.11.02 23:47:57 ] Daniel247 > who gets the cash
[ 2010.11.02 23:48:00 ] Jade Elaira > me
[ 2010.11.02 23:48:06 ] Jade Elaira > it goes tot he pvp incentive
[ 2010.11.02 23:49:21 ] Daniel247 > done
[ 2010.11.02 23:49:26 ] Jade Elaira > you send 160
[ 2010.11.02 23:49:28 ] ColRelentless > 160?
[ 2010.11.02 23:49:28 ] Jade Elaira > not 169

This tidbit i left to point out that Lord doesn't even know how the PVPIP system works anyway:
[ 2010.11.02 23:49:31 ] Lord AlBannII > hey jade that sould go to me i've got the most ships lost in pvp
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[ 2010.11.02 23:49:56 ] Daniel247 > done
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We then killed his Hulk anyway. And let Col declare the KOS status.
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:25 ] ColRelentless > U ARE KOS NOW
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:40 ] Dark Drifter > yes
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:40 ] Jade Elaira > vote yes
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:41 ] Burseg Sardaukar > vote ye
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:44 ] YinandYang > vote yes
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:44 ] billybutcher > vote yesssssss
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:45 ] ColRelentless > YES
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:45 ] Huntin4Cloud9 > vote yes
[ 2010.11.02 23:50:48 ] Euridiclease > yess
[ 2010.11.02 23:51:12 ] SeththeImmortal > Vote yes
[ 2010.11.02 23:51:22 ] SeththeImmortal > you crazy bastard
[ 2010.11.02 23:51:31 ] Lord AlBannII > vote yes on KOS
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[ 2010.11.02 23:56:00 ] Daniel247 > that hurt very expensive ship
[ 2010.11.02 23:56:29 ] Burseg Sardaukar > eh well
[ 2010.11.02 23:56:47 ] Burseg Sardaukar > what was ur reasoning behind stealing from the corp?
[ 2010.11.02 23:56:51 ] Burseg Sardaukar > just curious
[ 2010.11.02 23:58:15 ] Daniel247 > to use in or on pvp ships in sey /ane. not really for gain got stupid i have paid .... a lot
[ 2010.11.02 23:58:45 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u know that u stole them from a hangar that is used as a reward system for people that are killing the most thigns, right?
[ 2010.11.02 23:58:49 ] Burseg Sardaukar > people NOT like u
[ 2010.11.03 00:00:23 ] Daniel247 > understood

LOLOLOLOL!

Sunday, October 31, 2010

God's Gas

For fuck's sake...

I was in the Dix, after killing Ayuzer in his mission Apoc, LOL, and then tried inviting this one tool in a Dramiel, and he survived. I then invited him to this convo:


Burseg Sardaukar > howdy
Burseg Sardaukar > y u not like fleet invite
TarnRider > What is you motive
Burseg Sardaukar > lolz?
Burseg Sardaukar > that is a deep question with a very shallow answer
TarnRider > And no not at 1,000,000 ISk per invite
Burseg Sardaukar > LOL
Burseg Sardaukar > how many times did u pay?
TarnRider > ou are a shallow person so I provide3 the simple answers
Burseg Sardaukar > this is true
TarnRider > Did you get paid?
Burseg Sardaukar > i don't get paid anything
Burseg Sardaukar > CSPA goes to no one
TarnRider > What do you want a Fight or a Friend??>?
Burseg Sardaukar > i wanted to warp u to a gas cloud
Burseg Sardaukar > and u get blown up
Burseg Sardaukar > and i laugh
Burseg Sardaukar > end of story
TarnRider > IU was there
Burseg Sardaukar > yea and survived
Burseg Sardaukar > its a test from God
TarnRider > And in the "Gas Cloud " What happens
Burseg Sardaukar > like indian jones
Burseg Sardaukar > i can send u back
Burseg Sardaukar > and u can see the face of god
TarnRider > Been There Jesus'
Burseg Sardaukar > and know Him for Who He truly Is
TarnRider > OOOOOKay
Burseg Sardaukar > and meet Your Maker in the Gas Cloud of Heavenly Enlightenment
Burseg Sardaukar > and He grants uponeth you the Glory only His Almighty Lord can
Burseg Sardaukar > or ur ship will explode
Burseg Sardaukar > one or the other
TarnRider > You're on Drugs or really Fucked up
Burseg Sardaukar > i am one with God
Burseg Sardaukar > i survived teh Gas Cloud
Burseg Sardaukar > do you wish to bask in the Glory of God's Gas?
Burseg Sardaukar > i can send you back to Him
Darth Oriona > lol
Burseg Sardaukar > just accept my hand in our journey
TarnRider > Well Stay close and dont forget to wipe as required. I think you want something you can't have BooHoo
Burseg Sardaukar > I have all i need in the Glory of God's Gas
TarnRider > Say Good Night Shirly!

Friday, October 29, 2010

PF-346 Bombs

For fuck's sake...

Went into PF with Dark and myg0t. Dark shot a bomb, did nothing at all, myg0t shot a bomb and did this:

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1390/bombtastic.jpg

And destroyed the wreck that had all this:

http://pwnedfactor.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7932815

And we are still sitting here.... nothing to shoot. Just posting this to kill time.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Recon 3/3 Fun

For fuck's sake....

People are retarded. The past 3 days have caused me to leave WH expedition in search of grief. So I got Recon in Dodixie. I then did what any sane person would do with part 3/3: warp unknowing douchebags to their deaths. It is easier to assplane via images so:








Sunday, October 24, 2010

1v....10-ish?

For fuck's sake....

I've begun my wormhole expedition.

After 2 days of bullshit scanning W-space to find someone to fight (that wasn't a Thanatos in a Force Field) I popped into some random Amarr lowsec and found a decent fleet on another wormhole. This is the engagement:

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=engagement&kill=7221

I won, clearly. Additional ships that showed up and did not die were 2 Drakes, another Hurricane, and a Falcon. The Falcon jumped back into the whole after receiving big damage from my drones. After popping the last Hurricane that had a point on me, I was forced to retreat to a station and rep up from 10% armor. My alt was 2 wormholes away with the logi ship, but I survived without it.

Oh, btw, this was all done without the aid of any of my useless alliance members.

New missions suck ass


I'm just minding my own business, trying to work out how to maximise isk/hour missioning, when some noob says he's got into a fight with some NPCs in a belt. Apparently this noob is a powerful one, his name is Korvin and he's on some board of mission running or something (or at least that's the only thing that would be important in this game).


I head to the belt and find Korvin fighting 4 rats of the rokh, oneiros, myrmidon and falcon NPC types just as his mission running friend in a Mega asplodes in a ball of flames. I suddenly realise this could be my time to be an hero and hopefully influence Korvin to implement some of my mission ideas I have been working on. I take my trusty mission Dominix and pound the shit out of those rats while more and more Korvin alts pour in to ninja in on the rat bounties. One of those asshats must have got final blows on the rats or something as I never got the bounty myself. Fuck sake.

So skip a day and I've finished my normal set of missions in the dix for the day and patted myself on the back. Another day of work behind me, man I am awesome. I decided to head to Seyllin, as I heard the ratting there can make me tons of isk.

I decide to grab my most leet mission ship I had, my new Megathron (some asshats insist on calling it a Vindicator, but on reading up on this I discovered this to be a "Pirate" battleship. As my source of income is destroying those filthy vermin, I refuse to acknowledge their ships by their names) and I set destination to Sey.

Unknown to me, CCP have seemingly introduced a new type of mission where rats you destroyed previously respawn on a gate and attempt to rape you. While I appreciate them making my missions more exciting it would be nice if they made a dev blog about this or gave me a phone call or something.

So I jump into Sey and am met by an NPC spawn of doom. A HIC rat scrambles me and, while I try to flee like a girl back to the gate, more rats come in and, using new CCP created AI, start bumping me as I make my way back to the gate. More and more BC and BS rats spawn and I need to start overloading my AB, reps and cap boosters to keep up with the dps of this first room. I lock up one of the Hurricane NPCs and open fire....and after 3 rounds some arsehole rat jams me.

Seriously CCP, what the fuck? Do you want me to make vast quantities of isk easily in missions or don't you? For fuck's sake. Or at least just make them ignore me unless I engage first, as I wanted to do some lucrative belt ratting.

I recall drones and wait out my aggro while the rats keep spawning. As one of my reps burns out, taking a hardener with it, I start imagining how I'm going to murder every member of CCP who had a hand in designing this shitty new mission. Just as I give up the gate fires and I jump into the second room. CCP has a sick sense of humour as this room has fuck all rats in it!

I decide to decline the mission and head back to the dix to repair.

Fuck you CCP

Friday, October 22, 2010

Eye Ron Nee

[ 2010.10.23 01:19:54 ] rezell > Yea man !! Look at my vindy !! I'll never get off station
[ 2010.10.23 01:19:55 ] Hot Tubes > PREPARE FOR ROUND 2
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:00 ] Tio Key > yup yup
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:02 ] Hot Tubes > THAT'S ME
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:04 ] Hot Tubes > YEA
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:08 ] Hot Tubes > CAPITALS
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:13 ] DR BiCarbonate > fuckin badass
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:19 ] Hot Tubes > AWW THANKS MAN
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:24 ] Tio Key > thank u thank u very much
[ 2010.10.23 01:20:24 ] Hot Tubes > THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:02 ] rezell > dont be nice to the dumbshit fleet
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:09 ] Tio Key > well sence this ur MO then ill dock till ur ready to fight
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:21 ] Hot Tubes > OK THAT'S KEWL
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:29 ] Tio Key > .I.
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:31 ] Hot Tubes > I'M KIND OF TOO NERVOUS TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW ANYWAY
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:39 ] Tio Key > stfu
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:47 ] Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:21:53 ] Hot Tubes > I SHALL LOOK THAT UP IN MY DICTIONARY
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:14 ] Hot Tubes > OMG
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:16 ] Hot Tubes > IT'S NOT HERE
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:17 ] Hot Tubes > LOL
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:46 ] Hot Tubes > OK, I'M READY TO FIGHT YOUR CARRIER IN MY VINDI NOW
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:50 ] Hot Tubes > JK, I'M TOO NERVOUS
[ 2010.10.23 01:22:51 ] Hot Tubes > LOL
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:00 ] Tio Key > i love to block stupid poeple CYA
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:05 ] A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:12 ] rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:17 ] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:21 ] rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:25 ] DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:21] rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:26 ] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:31 ] rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:37 ] rezell > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunch...
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:38 ] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:42 ] rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:43 ] DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:46 ] rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:48 ] A Lunchbox > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTAND
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:50 ] rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'...
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:54 ] DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:51] rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox &gt...
[ 2010.10.23 01:23:54 ] rezell > rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes...
[ 2010.10.23 01:28:55 ] Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:28:58 ] Hot Tubes > I FIND IT OFFENSIVE
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:02 ] DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:55] rezell > rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A ...
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:05 ] JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:11 ] JetSun > I don't give a hit what you find it
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:18 ] Hot Tubes > HIT?
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:31 ] Hot Tubes > THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE TO ME
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:40 ] DR BiCarbonate > [01:29:03] DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:55] rezell > rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell >...
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:40 ] JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:41 ] JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:43 ] JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:51 ] A Lunchbox > JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL
[ 2010.10.23 01:29:56 ] JetSun > Hot Tubes > PLEASE DON'T SPAM LOCAL I'M AN IDIOT
[ 2010.10.23 01:31:06 ] A Lunchbox > REPORTING FAGS
[ 2010.10.23 01:31:10 ] A Lunchbox > A Lunchbox > REPORTING FAGS
[ 2010.10.23 01:31:29 ] A Lunchbox > o fail
[ 2010.10.23 01:32:28 ] A Lunchbox > reported for reporting
[ 2010.10.23 01:35:02 ] Hot Tubes > PLEASE BE NICE
[ 2010.10.23 01:35:36 ] A Lunchbox > THIS IS US BEING NICE
[ 2010.10.23 01:35:59 ] A Lunchbox > I HAVN'T CALLED YOU THE CREAMY AFTERBIRTH OF A RETARD GANGBANG YET
[ 2010.10.23 01:36:09 ] Wickedperf > lol
[ 2010.10.23 01:39:27 ] Hot Tubes > WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NICE
[ 2010.10.23 01:39:28 ] Hot Tubes > LOL
[ 2010.10.23 01:43:30 ] Hot Tubes > THAT'S BETTER GUYS, THANKS :D
[ 2010.10.23 01:44:19 ] A Lunchbox > wat
[ 2010.10.23 01:44:27 ] A Lunchbox > sry I had to rub one out
[ 2010.10.23 01:47:52 ] Hot Tubes > STOP CHASING ME, LOL
[ 2010.10.23 01:50:21 ] DR BiCarbonate > no
[ 2010.10.23 01:50:54 ] TumZ > wb
[ 2010.10.23 01:50:58 ] JetSun > lol
[ 2010.10.23 01:57:53 ] Hot Tubes > OK GUYS I'M LEAVING, THAT WAS SOME GOOD PVP THOUGH
[ 2010.10.23 01:57:56 ] Hot Tubes > GF
[ 2010.10.23 01:57:58 ] Hot Tubes > O/
[ 2010.10.23 01:58:10 ] DR BiCarbonate > ya man
[ 2010.10.23 01:58:15 ] rezell > rezell > rezell > rezell > DR BiCarbonate > [01:23:38] A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox > Hot Tubes > I DON'T UNDERSTANDrezell > A Lunchbox > rezell > A Lunchbox &g...
[ 2010.10.23 01:58:50 ] Hot Tubes > LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE ELITE PVP
[ 2010.10.23 01:59:09 ] DR BiCarbonate > nothing more elite than staying on station

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Poop, vomit and bible

[ 2010.10.22 02:29:09 ] Lord AlBannII > all nood go to test server
[ 2010.10.22 02:29:30 ] Lord AlBannII > why its fun
[ 2010.10.22 02:29:42 ] Burseg Sardaukar > its shitty
[ 2010.10.22 02:29:56 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u don't accomplish anything meaningful there
[ 2010.10.22 02:30:40 ] Lord AlBannII > you do if you know what you are doing
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:01 ] Lord AlBannII > BS rat 5-1 sey
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:15 ] Burseg Sardaukar > no
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:16 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u don't
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:18 ] Burseg Sardaukar > no matter what
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:21 ] myg0t Azide > even better, to be honest, the root of all modern rock... check out the pickin....
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:23 ] myg0t Azide > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lllcJ25bc
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > because it has no bearing on TQ
[ 2010.10.22 02:31:40 ] Lord AlBannII > TQ?
[ 2010.10.22 02:32:43 ] Burseg Sardaukar > the real server
[ 2010.10.22 02:32:44 ] Burseg Sardaukar > that we are on
[ 2010.10.22 02:33:54 ] Lord AlBannII > but it can help you remember y started this game to have fun
[ 2010.10.22 02:34:30 ] Lord AlBannII > I hope
[ 2010.10.22 02:34:51 ] Burseg Sardaukar > the main server is for that
[ 2010.10.22 02:34:57 ] Burseg Sardaukar > don't relaly know how accomplishing nothing
[ 2010.10.22 02:34:59 ] Burseg Sardaukar > is fun...
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:07 ] Burseg Sardaukar > because the SP u earn there is uesless
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:20 ] Burseg Sardaukar > the tactics aren't applicable to the real server
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > there's no risk in pvp
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:30 ] Burseg Sardaukar > running missions there is useless
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:35 ] Lord AlBannII > so is the stuff in the game
[ 2010.10.22 02:35:53 ] Lord AlBannII > we still fight for it
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:06 ] Lord AlBannII > some to tears
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:10 ] Burseg Sardaukar > uhh
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:18 ] Lord AlBannII > gf
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:18 ] Burseg Sardaukar > nothing on that server matters
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:26 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u know that, right?
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:31 ] Burseg Sardaukar > they mirror it every couple months
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:37 ] Burseg Sardaukar > and it erases everything ud id on there
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:48 ] Lord AlBannII > what matters on this server
[ 2010.10.22 02:36:58 ] Burseg Sardaukar > its a progressive universe
[ 2010.10.22 02:37:28 ] Lord AlBannII > so is a fire
[ 2010.10.22 02:37:41 ] Burseg Sardaukar > this must be some black stuff i don't get
[ 2010.10.22 02:37:53 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i need to take a step back in evolution to get that one
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:01 ] myg0t Azide > insert racist comment here
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:20 ] Lord AlBannII > i can sit in my living room and watch that to
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:30 ] Burseg Sardaukar > umm
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:31 ] Burseg Sardaukar > okay
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:35 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u can do that for free
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:53 ] Lord AlBannII > so is the test server
[ 2010.10.22 02:38:57 ] Burseg Sardaukar > no
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:03 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ur paying a subsciption
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:12 ] Burseg Sardaukar > if u stop paying for TQ access u lose SiSi access
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:20 ] Lord AlBannII > yes it comes with the game
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:26 ] Burseg Sardaukar > so ur paying for it
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:28 ] Burseg Sardaukar > thus it isn't free
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:35 ] myg0t Azide > so, if whites could dunk, would Condoleesa be quiet in a movie theatre?
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:47 ] Hot Tubes > you may as well go play some free mmo instead as the pvp is the same, no risk
[ 2010.10.22 02:39:54 ] Hot Tubes > at least you're not wasting money
[ 2010.10.22 02:40:06 ] Lord AlBannII > i pay for a house with a fire place to
[ 2010.10.22 02:40:13 ] Hot Tubes > you're a fucking idiot
[ 2010.10.22 02:40:18 ] Hot Tubes > go throw yourself on your fire
[ 2010.10.22 02:40:32 ] Burseg Sardaukar > thats free too
[ 2010.10.22 02:40:53 ] Lord AlBannII > in God's eye we are all the same
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:00 ] Hot Tubes > except poop
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:04 ] Hot Tubes > it's higher
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:12 ] Hot Tubes > except when my arse is above it
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:16 ] Hot Tubes > then my arse is higher
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:19 ] myg0t Azide > i predict beaner is on the pill
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:22 ] myg0t Azide > or the bottle
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:25 ] Hot Tubes > and when i poop on a picture of god i'm above god
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:28 ] Hot Tubes > with my ass
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:28 ] Burseg Sardaukar > tequila
[ 2010.10.22 02:41:52 ] myg0t Azide > lol , lay off the firewater chief
[ 2010.10.22 02:42:24 ] Lord AlBannII > it can come out of your mouth as well as your behined
[ 2010.10.22 02:42:47 ] Hot Tubes > yea
[ 2010.10.22 02:42:50 ] Hot Tubes > both over the bible
[ 2010.10.22 02:44:06 ] Lord AlBannII > ex you have a chioce what come out of your mouth
[ 2010.10.22 02:44:23 ] Hot Tubes > i choose to vomit poop over the bible
[ 2010.10.22 02:44:57 ] Lord AlBannII > that's a chioce
[ 2010.10.22 02:45:07 ] Hot Tubes > and poop out vomit
[ 2010.10.22 02:45:14 ] Hot Tubes > over the bible

Mother Fucker

So, today I was home chowing on some leftover chink food. Then then he mother fuckin phone rings. Surprise surprise it's the old lady her mother fucking car died. She is all flustered because It is in the middle of the mother fucking road, after doing a illegal u-turn. So I'm like, mother fucker cause i got to put pants on and save her ass right. Anyway i get her home, I take my pants off all exited to eat my chink food. Only to realize its mother fucking cold now. I didn't want to re-heat it since i did once already. So mother fucker i was pissed. Also I forgot to mention it rained all mother fucking night. Now I'm fuckin wet, cold, and hungry all because of her, and she didn't even thank me FUCK.


MOTHER FUCKER

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Trickling Failure

For fuck's sake...

Scenario:
Noob (blackjackwhitey) was in Dodixie, for whatever reason, in a nemesis, for whatever reason, crying in alliance chat that 2+ wt's were camping him. Col went to check it, yup, confirmed, a noob NOT ON VENT was crying about shit we told him to now allow himself to be trapped in. I logged off my alt, logged into Burseg, flew to Dix, got a ragtag fleet together, jumped in. Iron and Seth were not paying attention, warped in WELL after I was dead, so we managed to all get picked off one by one. Another in the long list of failures from this inept alliance I torture myself with running.... Just wait for the day they all cry that I never tell them about fleet ops.

Here's the aftermath, btw:
http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=engagement&kill=7173

Oh yea, and neutral RR was prevalent in the last moments of the fight, making it a no-win anyway, but still.

Return of Hell's Rejects

For fuck's sake...

I guess the HR and BP and their alts etc have come back to Seyllin, I suppose they assume they will get a good fight from us (lol, US, lolzzzz) or something. Their definition of a good fight, as most define it, is they drop carriers on any sizable force we assemble, so they're going to have to fight against the swarm of Tristans and Vexors we have accumulated for the now-dying 0rphanage war. This one engagement:

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=engagement&kill=7161

put us over them in the current campaign:

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/index.php?p=campaigns&campaign=13276

as far as isk-value is concerned, and I can't imagine they'll be excited losing more expensive stuff they insist on flying to our shit fleets of shit ships with shit FC's. With enough retards, one could move the world.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Guise... itz okya 2 ruun mishunz naow, rayyyittte?

For fuck's sake...

It took them more than a week of war to do it, but my shit alliance managed to lose something super-expensive to war targets while running missions. Surprisingly Ming didn't have a sack load of excuses the typical noob does when they get pwned.

"I WAS watching local, they just were there so fast!"
"I looked away for a second!"
"I don't like wars or pvp, so i don't know why they'd even attack me!"
"You didn't (warn me/help me/tell me the war was still going on/give me ISK so I didn't have to run missions/insert accusatory statement deflecting blame here) and it got me killed!"
"I NEEDED TEH ISK! HOW ALSE AM AYE SUPPOZED TO GET IT????????"

etc etc etc

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7150

There's the details, btw. No t2 invuls? No t2 launchers? Boost-fit Navy Scorp?? There are so many things wrong with this. Col Relentless's rage kicked ass.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Hey guys, can I come help you with your kill? Lol, jk, I'll do it myself!

So some asshole who's never on vent, Bastilla I think, scans out a mission running Domi in ane. He warps out and logs, though the mission isn't finished yet. As we are fucking pathetic we are all more than willing to wait an indefinite period of time to kill some shit fit mission battleship in some gloriously OTT fireball.

He logs back on, and Bastilla and Col Relentless are waiting in one of the rooms of the guy's mission for when he warps back. I naturally decide this is a perfect time for my first Vindi kill (though, weirdly enough, not actually the first kill the ship itself has done http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=3922 http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=3920 http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=3747 http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=3746 ) and I get to Ane. The domi warps to the mission and I ask if I should warp after him. I get an OK from Col.

I have to admit at this point I already knew how this would end. But hey, I was just following orders!

I warp in and he's on the first acceleration gate. As he warps through he obviously must have seen me. I follow straight through after him and it turns out the rest of those fucktards decided to wait in the 2nd room rather than the 1st. Surprise surprise, I land 5km from the guy as he's already aligning for something.

Fuck the rest of them.


I am teh leet hax pvp pilot.

Col starts fagging out on vent, something about how they scanned the guy out and waited 30 minutes for him only for me to swoop in and asplode his pixels. I reassured him that he was a valuable team player and that he should sleep well knowing he got me an easy BS kill without me having to put in any work whatsoever.

I think he took it well, though he mumbled something about never letting me know when he finds a ship ever again. He'll probably get his ass kicked so it should prove entertaining.

Also, on the subject of needless OTT kills, some warts came into Sey/Ane and, with the aid of a Falcon and what looked to be another neutral falcon, 2 brutixes and a sleipnir, proceeded to pummel our t1 cruiser asses into the ground.

Naturally I got butthurt, so when they returned in battleships I was determined that EVERYTHING I COULD POINT WOULD FUCKING DIE. As I could only point 1 thing, it died. I also may have blown on the Smerg bugle a little needlessly and summoned way OTT blackup.

(An archive image of beaner previously blowing the Smerg Bugle )

So another quality kill was achieved.

People out to get me!!!!

No Shit There I Was

So a few weeks ago, I'm flying around in a fleet with Burseg and a few others. We are ratting and trying to catch noobs doing missions. So we find this one noob, in a drake i believe, and we all warp in to take him out. Now i'm flying my trusty dramiel and other ppl in the corp are jealous of me and my ship. Well so i warp in to the gate. and start orbiting the drake. Well wouldn't you know it someones jealousy gets the best of them and the get the gate guns to pop my darm. not sure how they did it but these fags are always out to get me anyway they can. they are jjealous of my pvp skills i tell ya
JEALOUS

Old and New Enemies

For fuck's sake...

Po3tank claims that Basgerin Pirates and Hell's Rejects will be moving into Seyllin for the foreseeable future. This will include capital, which will all be killed by Siggi Lai's Nyx, if not more, depending on Lord Mummbi's mood that day I suppose. This will hopefully crush the spirits of all the cocky little faggots in my alliance that think they know how to PVP. And douchenozzles that don't spend time getting their sec up, like Huntin4Penis and Seth's alt will be super screwed since when they get engaged, we are no longer coming to aid since I'm not losing sec because they refuse to get theirs up. Must be lonely at -10, sucks to be them.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Reset standings

So I've been told that I will have more NPCs to shoot at than normal. Apparently some pirate rats called DEP are now neutral to us, and these are the only assholes who have stuck with us for a long period of time, or something. So we must have exceeded ourselves in the retardation station.

Due to this Darth left us. While I'm happy we'll have one less baboon screaming at us on vent I don't understand why she didn't just decline the offer she got from her agent.

War in Jita, Followed by Diplomacy retardation

For fuck's sake...

Okay, we get bored in Sey, decide to head to Jita, a wartarget stronghold. Since we suck serious balls, it would most certainly end in total disaster. Which it did. Tubes, the mission running fag, couldn't hack being able to warp away from an engagement and got pwned when my tactical sense was tingling and told us to leave. Also, salid's new "main" got popped immediately on warp-in, due to him sucking complete ass as well.

Move forward an hour. We got into Amarr space, chased some war target in a curse, who then logged mid-warp. I attempted to have my members go get me a scan probe launcher (which took them about 5m to pull off, no surprise) and tried scanning the target. This failed due to Salid being retarded. End of story.

Another hour or so, we move into Seyllin. We rat for a bit, and one of our members, Huntin4Penis, gets pointed by a blue, after we already warned the guy in the past 24 hrs that it will cost his corp "blue" standings. It's good to see that not only General Tso's alliance is completely fucking stupid and can't understand directions. We killed his damnation.

http://chinx.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=7066

Naturally I pulled all the weight. Jade was in a fucking retriever... no surprise there either. There was all kinds of delicious rage in local, and general acceptance from that blue's corpmates. They know the rules.

And now DEP is neutral. Let the chaos in Seyllin begin.

This blog is now about missions

What the hell went wrong in my life?

All I've ever wanted is to run my missions and make my fake money. Yet somehow I'm in with these assholes who are getting decced by every dick in Eve.

Then they all make me get involved with nasty pvp and hastily warp away from the station we were fighting at, leaving me to get shot at by lots of enemy NPC ships with stars on their symbol.


What the hell?! All I know is this is somehow related to being at war.

I petitioned ccp for being scrambled and webbed by the mission rats outside the station when I hadn't even accepted any mission. I eagerly await their reply.

Multiple Accounts and Deleting Chars

For fuck's sake...

So this noob, Bracel/Vikrosa has deleted a SECOND toon. Seriously? The first time he did it was because he emoraged since his secstatus was below -5 and he never made an effort whatsoever to get his sec back up via minor effort (ratting occasionally). There are fags in the alliance like Yin, Nenoco, Huntin4Penis69, etc that are fine being -10 and all, and thankfully they aren't part of the retards that bitch that "we don't do anything wahhhhhhhhhhh you are so BORING!" like half the retards that ragequit the alliance. Bracel, on the other hand, is a true winner. Instead of putting forward any shred of effort to maintain his character he just deletes the fucking toon when he rages. This is such an awesome idea, btw. Everyone that rages should adopt the "undo all the effort from the past months/years of training and start-from-scratch" approach. I've had idiots in the alliance that have done this before, but never a two-timer. This is truly extraordinary retardation. Once again, though, there is little surprise that someone of this caliber had been allowed into SMERG.... twice. We will not, however, give this fuck head another chance..

On a similar level of genius, I support any player that adopts the Lord AlbannII approach to Eve: Train multiple characters on one account. Shawngreenvine once was this brilliant, and was somehow exploiting, training both accounts simultaneously (but he was a notorious troll, and most likely was lying). If everyone else in the alliance did the same thing, we could have 3 shit toons per player, which is a better excuse for sucking at this game than whatever the fuck they claim is the cause today.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Why do men have nipples?

Short entry here.

So, I was sitting on vent (it was screaming because I was suffocating it) after half of the homo's logged, and it was pretty gay. Targamarr, his long lost brother Tex Steele, Salid, and Col were all silent, due to the fact that I love my voice and I was talking non-stop. During all of this I'm trying to finish jerking off because it's fucking 1 AM. Now, as I was looking for an excuse to log and fighting off the urge to continue talking, TARGAMARR, NOT JADE, brought up religion. REALLY?

So, of course, he goes on to say how his translation of the bible says how Satan = Jesus whereas my version states Jesus = Satan. He defends how his version wasn't translated from other translations; it was the actual word of God. And by God, he meant the words of greedy hooked-nosed heebs that had schizophrenia and wrote down what their other voice had said. Saild, as useless as he is, brings up a totally irrelevant point that "science always contradicts religion." Tex then goes on with his cool story about how God was a computer. Somehow, God created a bunch of men, and they started to have a gay orgy. God, BEING A FUCKING BUZZKILL, smote them all by crushing them with a GIANT VAGINA. God then created white people. To SCREW them over, he created USELESS Jews, Spics, COONS and other shitty subhuman races. I must say a weird position for a Bible Thumper.

So, RAGED AS FUCK, I tell them all to screw themselves, because I can't stand any more of NOT HEARING MY VOICE.

Fucking ASSHOLES need to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME TALK.