For fuck's sake...
It took them more than a week of war to do it, but my shit alliance managed to lose something super-expensive to war targets while running missions. Surprisingly Ming didn't have a sack load of excuses the typical noob does when they get pwned.
"I WAS watching local, they just were there so fast!"
"I looked away for a second!"
"I don't like wars or pvp, so i don't know why they'd even attack me!"
"You didn't (warn me/help me/tell me the war was still going on/give me ISK so I didn't have to run missions/insert accusatory statement deflecting blame here) and it got me killed!"
"I NEEDED TEH ISK! HOW ALSE AM AYE SUPPOZED TO GET IT????????"
etc etc etc
There's the details, btw. No t2 invuls? No t2 launchers? Boost-fit Navy Scorp?? There are so many things wrong with this. Col Relentless's rage kicked ass.