We all know it. Dark Drifter sucks. He is retarded.
First off, I can understand suiciding retrievers. Miners get really raged. Plus, the retrievers are easy as piss to take down. Now the noctis is released, and they're pretty damn difficult (about as hard as a myrm or domi would be) to suicide. Add in the fact that they'd NEVER be taking rats... This leads me to ask:
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SUICIDE A REGULAR T1 SHIP?
DARK YOU ARE SO STUPID.
Here is proof that he wants to do it: