So, we hate all you dudes. If you're not blue to us, you're dead. You all suck. Wait a minute, I'm lying. General Tso's suck. You're all too heterosexual to be blue with us. We're too damn gay. And I guess we're too noob as well.
If you were reset, I gave you the chance to get blue with us again. If you promise to accept the gayness and take wieners up your butts. And in your mouths. And in our mouths and butts. So, are you interested?