For fuck's sake...
Well, this happened:
Saggy was aggressed, retaliated, and killed the noob. He then figured it'd be worth a try to apply to our corp.
[ 2010.12.14 01:51:15 ] Burseg Sardaukar > GFY (go fuck yourself)
[ 2010.12.14 01:51:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > jinkinss
[ 2010.12.14 01:51:33 ] jinkinss > ?
But, after some semi-decent suggestion came from Saggy Ball's ass, we decided to accept him after all. We the killed his rifter, his pod, then his imicus, and his pod again, and finally his shuttle then his pod for a third time.
[ 2010.12.14 02:03:39 ] jinkinss > ya i keep getten podded lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:03:47 ] Burseg Sardaukar > WHEREE?
[ 2010.12.14 02:03:50 ] Targamarr > what?
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:09 ] Targamarr > Where are you that you are getting podded
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:13 ] jinkinss > umm where u r burseg, and u killed me lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:04:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ????
After a good time playing around, we got this information from him:
[ 2010.12.14 02:17:30 ] Burseg Sardaukar > did u lose skillpoints?
[ 2010.12.14 02:17:38 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'm in seyllin dude
[ 2010.12.14 02:17:40 ] jinkinss > ya 2 lvl 5's
[ 2010.12.14 02:18:11 ] jinkinss > astrogeology and gunnery
This little tidbit from a BMF asshole was added in the fray:
[ 2010.12.14 02:26:47 ] Tex Rodgers > you guys are total scumbags, not one redeeming quality among all of you ignorant fuckwits.
Then we had the glorious idea of playing out a mutiny in the corp to get the noob to get his last decent ship, a Dominix, and die to us one final time. The immensely entertaining chat went something like this:
[ 2010.12.14 02:42:13 ] Burseg Sardaukar > so your finally coming to kill me, then, jade
[ 2010.12.14 02:42:16 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i heard you were talking shit
[ 2010.12.14 02:42:38 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'll be in sey when you grow some nuts and come after me
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:14 ] Hot Tubes > you expect to face me and live?!
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:15 ] Hot Tubes > pathetic
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:21 ] Burseg Sardaukar > you too tubes
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it pussy
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:41 ] Hot Tubes > VoV
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ..|.,
[ 2010.12.14 02:43:52 ] Burseg Sardaukar > filthy egger
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:00 ] Hot Tubes > you are the filth
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:09 ] Hot Tubes > this will be your final fight
[ 2010.12.14 02:44:37 ] Burseg Sardaukar > well i got 24 hrs before you can kick me bitch
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:42 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i hate you f-ing carebear ways toobs
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:43 ] Hot Tubes > these next 24 hours will be your doom burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:47 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u and jade are pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:53 ] Targamarr > hey thats enough nasty talk no more of the dirty words men
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:54 ] Burseg Sardaukar > yea we'll see dude
[ 2010.12.14 02:45:59 ] Hot Tubes > we will see about that
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:05 ] Burseg Sardaukar > dude i deal with this crap day in and day out
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:10 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bunch of freeloading pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:12 ] Iron Straw > guys settle down
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:22 ] Burseg Sardaukar > no way., we're settling it here and now
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:23 ] Burseg Sardaukar > in seyllin
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:26 ] Hot Tubes > you've made some powerful enemies in the coastguard now
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:30 ] Hot Tubes > you're fucked
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:36 ] Hemasteroids > lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:46 ] Iron Straw > no need to bust up the alliance over it
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:54 ] Burseg Sardaukar > they are already kicking me
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:55 ] Jade Elaira > yeah FUCK YOU burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:57 ] ColRelentless > fuck taht
[ 2010.12.14 02:46:59 ] Burseg Sardaukar > they voted me out of ceo
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:00 ] Jade Elaira > its time for you to die
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:02 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i lost my roles
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:02 ] Jade Elaira > you're going down
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:07 ] ColRelentless > FUCK BURSEG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:09 ] Burseg Sardaukar > so bring it pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:12 ] Burseg Sardaukar > fuck all you guys
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:13 ] Targamarr > Im tired of all the fighting guys cant we all just get along
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:14 ] ColRelentless > FUCKING FAG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:20 ] Targamarr > what set you off this time
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:20 ] ColRelentless > NO
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:23 ] IvyRose > <--confused
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:31 ] ColRelentless > BURSEG KILLING GUYS AIAG
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:37 ] ColRelentless > AGAIN
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:37 ] Targamarr > STOP IT
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:38 ] Hot Tubes > that's what you get for being nothing but a hive of scum and villainy
[ 2010.12.14 02:47:38 ] JustSharkbait > fucking burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:08 ] Burseg Sardaukar > i'm blocking all you pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:14 ] Burseg Sardaukar > come get me when your tired of using words
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:17 ] Hemasteroids > Do it faggot
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:28 ] Hot Tubes > give us a time and a place dick wad
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:30 ] Targamarr > We are getting tired of how its always you burseg none of us can do anything right no matter what
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:31 ] Burseg Sardaukar > we'll settle this on the battlefield
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:33 ] ColRelentless > FUCK U I WILL
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:39 ] Hemasteroids > About time we got rid of you. This alliance has been going downhill since you became CEO.
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:50 ] ColRelentless > I WILL FUCKINKING RAPE YOUR ASS
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:50 ] Burseg Sardaukar > MUTED
[ 2010.12.14 02:48:54 ] Hemasteroids > Bring back Fightback
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:02 ] Jade Elaira > YES
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:07 ] Hemasteroids > Or even better, bring back Syn
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:09 ] Ming Yun > ??
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:09 ] Jade Elaira > WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE MERC DAYS
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:11 ] Iron Straw > we'll i gues its only fair we did kill ayuzer for pulling the same shit...you're on your own burseg
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:11 ] Hemasteroids > Best alliance leader ever
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:12 ] Hot Tubes > ^this
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:13 ] Jade Elaira > THIS IS SO BULLSHIT
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:25 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ur a pussy jade
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:28 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ur not even here
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:31 ] Jade Elaira > you're a loser
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:33 ] Burseg Sardaukar > u hiding in your missions with tubes???'
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:38 ] Targamarr > Jade being a pussy is beside the point
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:41 ] Hot Tubes > fuck you
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:45 ] ColRelentless > FUCK U ALL
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > carebear fags
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:53 ] Hot Tubes > you know the rating of my pvp fits is way higher than yours anyway
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:58 ] Jade Elaira > yOU CANNOT KILL OUR MISSION SHIPS, THEY RAPE IN PVP
[ 2010.12.14 02:49:58 ] Hot Tubes > you haven't a chance against me
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:00 ] ColRelentless > SUCK MY LITTLE COCK ASSHOLE
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:00 ] Burseg Sardaukar > PROVE IT
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:02 ] Burseg Sardaukar > SEYLLING
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:05 ] Burseg Sardaukar > NOW
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:36 ] Ming Yun > I'm gonna bring my Scorp Navy Issue and shut you all up.
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:36 ] Targamarr > Wait for me guys on my way to sey
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:38 ] Ming Yun > bitches
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:48 ] Burseg Sardaukar > YOU TOO CAREBEAR!!!!
[ 2010.12.14 02:50:50 ] Targamarr > Im in my abadon
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:00 ] Burseg Sardaukar > then this is going to be epic
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:04 ] Burseg Sardaukar > all the alliance on me
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:06 ] Burseg Sardaukar > pussies
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:34 ] Burseg Sardaukar > ahhh you are all here
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:35 ] Burseg Sardaukar > noobs
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:35 ] Targamarr > I told you jade being a pussy has nothing to do with this
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:40 ] Burseg Sardaukar > bring it the fuck on
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:47 ] JustSharkbait > who you calling noob you fag
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:52 ] Burseg Sardaukar > all of you
[ 2010.12.14 02:51:54 ] Ming Yun > I need a sec to unfit the mining lasers from my Faction Scorp tho... hang on
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:08 ] Targamarr > he calls you a noob all the time shark
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:20 ] JustSharkbait > WTF
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:30 ] Targamarr > Im not a noob have you seen my standings
[ 2010.12.14 02:52:31 ] Ming Yun > ...and to think... I just put cargo expansion rigs on it
We killed his Dominix, and his pod once more.
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:04 ] Burseg Sardaukar > LOLOLOLOLOl
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:06 ] Burseg Sardaukar > welcome to eve
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:16 ] JustSharkbait > welcome to EVE
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:17 ] Hemasteroids > Best coupe ever
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:36 ] Saggy Ballz > lol
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:41 ] Burseg Sardaukar > zgf
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:43 ] Burseg Sardaukar > gf* btw
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:50 ] Targamarr > you guys are the king of grief
[ 2010.12.14 02:55:53 ] Hot Tubes > gf
[ 2010.12.14 02:56:10 ] Burseg Sardaukar > what skill you lose?
[ 2010.12.14 02:56:29 ] jinkinss > more astrogeology
It was glorious, and caused that fag Tex Rodgers to pull BMF from the alliance. We are in the process of stealing as many members as we can.
Targamarr talked to the guy, because he's too nice, and gave the guy 5mil after Jade scammed all his remaining ISK. And we'll hang onto him for now, and see what happens, but we'll most likely kill the shit out of him when he gets something expensive to lose again.