Friday, December 23, 2011

evading capture and family issues

personal log: tiagra drifter
ETDI: 24-12-Y2011 00:35
NODE: seyllin locust

start entry:

well first off news has reached me of my older brother.

it would seem that he has been raiding serpentis military installations.
he even had to hide his ship in order to evade a high ranking serpentis officer.
his camra drone footage shows hid genius.

on a lighter note me and the family finaly managed to pose for the family album

Monday, December 12, 2011

POCO Destruction... Erection.. Destruction... Re-Erection. Erection.

For fuck's sake...

After a mild set-back (pictured below):

We have redoubled our efforts, putting Customs Offices into orbit of most of the planets in Seyllin and Ane to counter-act the insane tax hike CCP felt was necessary for Planetary Interaction. BDEAL came through, annihilated everything that their superior numbers felt like destroying, and left when they became bored, as predicted. It seems only the idiot likes of my alliance can tolerate extended occupation of these two shit hole systems.

Anyway, we have replaced every Customs Office in Ane for a second time, and held all the "valuable" planets in Seyllin, with plans to slowly replace the remaining CO's as we muster the numbers and materials to do so. For the time being, I believe Yin is going to replace the towers he lost during the war, sucks to be him, but apparently he was making good ISK-age from that moon-goo-meth lab he had cooking.

We are most likely going to jump back into Incursions ASAP, for ISK, LP, and sec status. With Hulkageddon V on the horizon, and the boost to Catalysts/blasters from Crucible, we are all foaming at the mouth. It's apparent that 2 T1 fit Catalysts have no problem whatsoever of ganking a Hulk in a 0.5. Space will run pink with the crystallized blood, tears, and semen from gankers and ganked alike.

P.S. Made my first NeX purchase. Hooker goth boots for my slut alt. Now that there is full-avatar preview, it is almost* worth it.

*almost = not

Saturday, December 3, 2011

I Hope Grinding Those Structures is Fun...

For fuck's sake...

After taking some time to wander the EvE-O forums today, I came across an old war target's blog post, that apparently won a short story competition. Normally I'm a conceited dick and don't give any credit to the accomplishments of others, but since this blog features me, I feel that I should give a shout-out in return. Congrats, Rhavaz, on your short story.

As anyone from 3XXXD can attest to, however, our voice comms are much more profanity-filled and possibly containing borderline illegal conversations that dissolve into a cacophony during PvP (or... what we consider PvP).

I'm still about 24 hours from returning to a gaming-capable computer. My rig, pictured below.

And my Alliance was fully prepared for my absence and took measures to ensure they would too "occupied" to log in during round 2 of the BDEAL war. Pictured below, YinandYang and Mary.

Apparently a lot of Yin's structures are being harassed and/or reinforced, so that's always funny to hear about. Both because Yin is inconvenienced and because it really sucks sieging shit, especially when the defenders don't particularly care enough to defend them. Lulz^2.

Intel I'm being relayed tells me that Pandemic Legion wanted in on some cap ship kills, so Dark threw away his dread for the cause. I'm sure much rage and smack was had in local while the Tso's guys took the general approach of laughing at our own idiocy. Great success.

As I've said many many times before, there are always bigger fish, but SMERG is abnormally patient for a group of disorganized tards and that quality has outlasted a great number of opposing forces. Entire power blocs have risen and collapsed elsewhere in EvE, infamous Merc Alliances have splintered into less effective shards of their former glory, but Tso's carries on, like those warts in your urethra that you hope your wife won't find.

We are still corrupting the small number of dickheads that are immature enough to join us and remain among our ranks, and will continue to do so for a long time to come.