Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Gospel of Eve, Pt. X: Lex Sagum Est

Whenever you are lost in space, tired, damaged, alone, you can always take comfort to know that someone is watching you. It may not be a physical entity, or a friendly pilot, but His eyes are watching you. But when you are down, broken, and all hope is lost you can always count on one word of truth for guidance, salvation, hope: the Gospel of Eve.

Part X: Lex Sagum Est! (The Cloak is the Law)

This is the Gospel according to rezell...

Nota bene: This was not a letter to or from any of the members of General Tso's Alliance. This letter was intercepted following an engagement we had with Basgerin Pirates from their leader rezell to one of their members. Enjoy.

First letter to Starbelly:

Idiot! Simpleton! Moron!

I find that the words are not harsh enough to throw at you, dear brother. How could this have happened?! Know you not the doctrine that we hold sacred?! I see that you had a cloak upon your ship, but why is it that I hear you stood exposed?! This is why we fit our cloaks! Honor there is in hiding in the dark! We hide and pray on the young and weak! Why, pray tell, did you engage without the safety of numbers? Why did you not cloak? 

This loss reflects poorly upon your brethren! And pass the word on to Ahlea. The shame both of you bring upon us is unacceptable. Pull out of Seyllin and grow yourselves a brain! I would like some substance in there WHEN I FUCK YOUR SKULLS!!!

Your immortal leader,

transcribed by Lord SphinctAnus RectAnus


Killed Willie!

     So Salid, (pictured below) successfully solo'd an Orca!  By solo I mean he was able to gain agro, gain a limited engagement, and then chew on this big piece of meat like a toddler with out teeth.

     With a limited supply of ammo, Salid chewing away made the call and Tso's answered! Selina and I blitzed in to Teon.  Once on station the faggy logistics, fucked off allowing Salid gain his sweet, sweet prize.  In typical paranoid fashion being voiced over comms he was very convinced that he WASN'T going to get his kill by some life anomaly. His hero Tristan is pictured below....from what I hear its pretty O.P.!!!

Blame RectAnus for this shitty blog.