Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Gospel of Eve, Pt. X: Lex Sagum Est

Whenever you are lost in space, tired, damaged, alone, you can always take comfort to know that someone is watching you. It may not be a physical entity, or a friendly pilot, but His eyes are watching you. But when you are down, broken, and all hope is lost you can always count on one word of truth for guidance, salvation, hope: the Gospel of Eve.

Part X: Lex Sagum Est! (The Cloak is the Law)

This is the Gospel according to rezell...

Nota bene: This was not a letter to or from any of the members of General Tso's Alliance. This letter was intercepted following an engagement we had with Basgerin Pirates from their leader rezell to one of their members. Enjoy.

First letter to Starbelly:

Idiot! Simpleton! Moron!

I find that the words are not harsh enough to throw at you, dear brother. How could this have happened?! Know you not the doctrine that we hold sacred?! I see that you had a cloak upon your ship, but why is it that I hear you stood exposed?! This is why we fit our cloaks! Honor there is in hiding in the dark! We hide and pray on the young and weak! Why, pray tell, did you engage without the safety of numbers? Why did you not cloak? 

This loss reflects poorly upon your brethren! And pass the word on to Ahlea. The shame both of you bring upon us is unacceptable. Pull out of Seyllin and grow yourselves a brain! I would like some substance in there WHEN I FUCK YOUR SKULLS!!!

Your immortal leader,

rezell
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transcribed by Lord SphinctAnus RectAnus

PERMITTE ME INDVCERE: DOMINVS SPHINCTANVS RECTANVS MIANI CONNECTICVTI SVM.

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