Monday, October 27, 2014

A GLORIOUS TIME TO BE IN TSO'S


This is a General Tso's Alliance News update:
Brought to you by the General Tso's propaganda subdivision.


The Russian Horde Has Arrived In MH!

Yes pilots of General Tso's this is no hoax, the Russians have moved into the region of Molden Heath and have set up a base of operations in the system of Hrokkur.  This is no cause for alarm however as sources say we have only engaged in light border skirmishes with the enemy.  But do not think that this seemingly cold war could not heat up in a moments notice!  We must be vigilant and we must be strong!

The enemy has implemented scare tactics, we must be strong!  We must not let their propaganda dishearten us from our path to righteousness!

[ 2014.10.22 20:49:26 ] Ael Dae > look into this again and again

Above I have provided you with an Example of Rust415 scare tactics!

Look long and hard my fellow pilots!  To the untrained eye this may look like a successful Nyx Supercarrier kill executed flawlessly by our adversary!  But wait there is more!  Our expert analysis team has hi-lighted our enemies mistake!  They did not in fact kill the mighty beast they were merely present for its destruction!


This would not be a news update ladies and gentlemen if we did not use sources of our own.  After the Nyx propaganda we decided to do some digging into Rust415's kill board stats. This is what we found:



Rust415's KB

As you can see the ever so important ISK efficiency rating is a whopping 43.2%.  


Do not be afraid pilot, be aware, be confident, and be strong!


When interviewed about the brewing conflict Rust415's CEO had this to say:

[ 2014.10.22 20:23:24 ] Ael Dae > this base are belong to us now

We then asked how he thinks he will fair breaking off from well known Russian alliance RA:

[ 2014.10.22 20:38:53 ] Ael Dae > we are on our own
[ 2014.10.22 20:38:36 ] Ael Dae > RA is dead and rotten

Our last question was how he feels overall about the sexual orientation of General Tso's he had this to say:

[ 2014.10.22 20:40:09 ] Ael Dae > wowow stop it gayshit is not appreciated here, we have girls

Gay shit is not appreciated here.  Not only have they desecrated the holy region of Molden Heath, they flung the very principle our alliance was forged with into the mud.  

War is on the horizon fellow pilots it is only a matter of time.





This has been a General Tso's Alliance News Update.

-Charles Issier signing off o7.













Saturday, October 4, 2014

More Crumbs....

In this blog I give a very simple explanation, with the direction of Eve is going.  This isn't a new idea, But CCP Seagull's current vision of where Eve Online should go.

http://3xxxd.blogspot.com/2014/05/bread-crumbs.html

The "Nerf Bat" will be coming hard with Jump Fatigue.  Jump fatigue is a new mechanic will severely limit the deploy-ability of Capitals, for forward projection. Limiting their jump range and employing a cool down makes them oodles slower.  By making them more stationary there will be much more suited for defense of held territory than projection, intel will move more quicklier than these slow capital fleets.

Because of this loss of  abilities CCP now allows Capitals to use Jump Gates! \o/ People will immediately see this as the troll against the Jump ability.  Like a back handed compliment, you can't have that, but you can have this..... But looking at the larger picture of the chapters that are unfolding this is exactly what the players need.

Player made Star Gates, are coming, soon(tm) and CCP is going to have to deploy them very carefully. Some of my tinfoil hattery includes the following....

~An underground network of Star Gates owned in null and low that can connect major corporations/ alliances/ coalitions.  But this is very similar to the Jump network that already exists.

~Star Gates have a fuel (not sure what) that limits the size and amount of ships that enter. (Like BLops)

~Star Gate toll (Passive income for owners/creators) like a POCO tax for the users.

~Star Gates being able be destroyed in null and realigned to different solar systems. The players make their own New Eden.  You have to build two star gates simultaneously in both solar systems align then to each other, to online.

~Similar to the Ascendancy Set that will make ships warp faster, I see a set of plugs that will help huge ships align faster.  A travel clone for those big, slow boats.

*takes tinfoil hat off*

Fly Safe! o7

~Kaphine